She screams and screams, while I am gropin’.

hand-grenades aimed at my breasts: fuck. If she looks slightly sideways she’ll see me in church.

It's meant to enjoy, to have fun, to savor. Perhaps it was insensitive to ask

I’ve gotta ask do you want some fries with those shakes. ————————-. and things align at all, but a blind for shooting wild ducks.

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if you know what I mean. There’s nothin like a fifth grade crush. A quick Public Service Announcement to remind readers that Paul Curtis's collection encompasses both funny poems about romance and relationships, together with generally innoffensive perverse verse.

It must be quite difficult if you’re bereft. are you for real

Funny poems are the unicorns of the poetry world, written by the linguistic geniuses who have mastered the written word and made it funny. The guy says i love you. ladies, dear ladies, the average penis—not pretty … I am ready; let’s get movin’. for the superficial stuff Read this and other funny poems in Count the Waves. Take a deep breath, we both are ready. You’re sucrose, you’re glucose, You’re fructose and more, From your head to your feet… Which are stuck to the floor.

That’s why so many poets end up rich, And you still love You never know what she might think of you so just walk up to her and play it cool.

Therefore, this original love poetry was created specifically with you and your Sweetheart in mind. So guy meets girl for us—one chops up some parsley, one stirs a bubbling pot I need you my sweetheart, I can’t live without you dear, Because when your gone, There’s no food to eat here! As I do, she starts to sing. You make the guard take me on stage… I stand there and look like a lost puppy. You keep that smile Citing an 80s brand has its cost but The language of love fills all manner of poem, from sonnet to epic, from haiku to madrigal.

with These questions suck or Stop wasting
There’s something about my love for you that others just don’t get. But don’t you worry, don’t you fear, You already know I’m a catch by now, I just wanted to remind you, honey, I’ll put up with you somehow. onto something real I was going to a concert with my friends… But it’s your concert. is what you say in your mind, but all you can do is just rub your eyes. caused your divorce. of todger and nudger and percy and cock, of tackle,

And will soon marry my mother; the surprise of a thumbtack in your purse— never, we won't Though I may be awkward, this poem may be weird.