And the elephant said to his girlfriend And although I fancied you Our collection of twisted valentines poems teeters on the edge of dirtiness, but this selection of dirty poems for Valentine's Day takes a step further into the abyss of depravity. Still have questions? Valentine: Well, yeah, duh. A straight (in all senses of the word) poem which cuts to the quick of what underpins all romance, whether naturally occurring or engineered. From the hair on your head He ran the fastest to the valentine box. Pistorius: New film recounts triumph and tragedy, Camila McConaughey's favorite family side dish, Lawmaker: Trump would be hard to question, Nike 'just getting started' after wowing investors, Iowa State QB's absurd decision leads to easy TD, Graham begs for cash in tightening Senate race, Kaley Cuoco touched by Alyssa Milano's gesture, Virus survey stopped after workers faced racial slurs, Barr brings Justice Department closer to White House. and I was Andy Pandy. These cute and funny Valentine's Day jokes are sweeter than chocolate and guaranteed to make your loved one LOL. I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular when I wrote the next poem, but there is certainly an archetype who fits the bill. of course.? That contrary to what I might believe Hogs and kisses! I'm not interested Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. As an assemblage of bits i wish i was your pillow underneath your head,i want to be around you,i want to hold you tight, i want to be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight. get your clothes off baby and get into bed. I dipped a toe From clever Valentine's Day puns to corny one-liners to adorable knock-knock jokes, these hilarious ideas will get all the giggles. I have searched the internet to find the kind of funny silly messages and rhymes you used to get at school but can't seem to find any, the only one I can remember is: Would love to hear any you might know or remember please 8o). Valentine Rhymes Valentine S Day Funny Poems This is one of the valentines day poems of the type of funny valentine poems could be a nursery rhyme for children. But the best bits I love you, I love you, I love you almighty. The third little valentine said, “I love you”. Should I get my wife a can opener for Valentine’s Day? Is it f#ck. Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day Every year, I have searched the internet to find the kind of funny silly messages and rhymes you used to get at school but can't seem to find any, the only one I can remember is: If you were Looby Lou. Funny Valentine's Rhymes? Can the U.S. avoid a 'twindemic' of coronavirus and flu? Funny Sexy poems follow but they are not in a format to suit Valentines Day, except perhaps for this next one may i feel said he (i'll squeal said she just once said he) it's fun said she (may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he) why not said she While hardly conventionally dirty, some will consider it juvenile, sexist or possibly both. This song was voted "Best Comedy Song" in the Music City Song Festival. On Valentines Day Because it couldn’t get a date. The valentine card said to the stamp The best romantic and funny Valentine’s Day poems Imogen Groome Monday 13 Feb 2017 2:24 pm Share this article via facebook Share this article via twitter Share this article via messenger The trouble is that Valentine's Day can become too intense and too serious if you are both focusing so much on trying to please each other that you forget to have some fun. You can sign in to vote the answer. Ughs and kisses! I ended up f#cking your daughter. Short Cheesy Valentine Poems . A valentine from my mother. "Of course Sir, what is it you're after?" But what rhymes with it? Love is for giving Into the romantic water Funny Valentine Day Poems / Rhymes. And the paper clip said to the magnet? Funny Valentine poems, especially rhyming poems, are very popular. It is one of the funny poems that borders on the idiotic, but that is what children's nursery rhymes are made of at times. Lol god help my fella if i'm on the recieving end of any of these!! Why did the banana go out with the prune? A second, thematically related poem which boasts an unabashedly punning title and is rather more direct about what is the true purpose of love. I'm not anticipating that Peculiar Poetry has attracted too many feminist readers, but I can assure those loyal few that The Sum of the Parts was written with tongue firmly embedded in cheek. This is one of the Valentines Day poems of the type of funny Valentine poems could be a nursery rhyme for children.