You understand? You're alive! And now that is all wrecked. I mean, I know I feel bad. Dale: Fantasy league. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face. Oh, we just had sex. There's blood everywhere. ing Catalina Wine Mixer." ", "When you oppress people, they rise up in a fiery anger! Brennan: Okay, okay. Dale: I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that’s what you mean. We're men, okay? (He walks upstairs). ", "(Brennan starts crying) Please don't cry like that. ", "I'm just saying, I think you gotta think about your options. Brennan: "In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks! Dale: Dad. Failures!" Wanna suck my dick for money? Dale: I manage a baseball team. You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs. Dale: I hope you stay still when you sleep... because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs. It’s Shark Week. Brennan: You're not a doctor... You're a big, fat, curly-headed f***. ", "We literally have never done any of those things. I would not expect you to call him "Dad". Denise: "In no way, shape or form, do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever. Nancy: "Sure." Two things! I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf.' ", Dale: "If there's any foods that you like, I suggest you put your name on them, or they will be thrown out... by me. Brennan: (Begins to leave the living room), Brennan: I'm going upstairs. ", "You swear on your mom's life that you didn't touch it then! ", Dale: "Dad, Nancy, it's bad. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale. ", "Uh, is it true that you struck Derek in the face and he fell from the tree house? Ah, oh, my god! ", Brennan: "What the bleep I'm looking good. Robert: "Shut the bleep I know that you are technically married now, but that does not mean that they have to live here. ", "He went to Northwestern an Johns Hopkins. Nancy: "Why are you guys so sweaty?" You think you are helping but you're not. I was about six there. Dale: I don't believe in belts. Where you going?" Give him a proper burial in an unmarked grave. Dale: Hey, you know, we don't have to whisper anymore. You should be medicated." ", Nancy: "Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. ", "Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay? ", "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. Brennan: "I'm going upstairs. ", "Hey, you're embarassing yourself, you geriatric bleep, "Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded. I'll lick the dogshit if you'll leave us alone...", "I got a belly full of white dogcrap in me, and now you lay this shit on me! Brennan: Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass. You know what I mean? Robert: "Alright that's it! I did fart. I don't know what it is, but I wanna deliver one of these (Holds up fist) right into your suckhole. It is-- It is directly your fault."