Teen #2 : Me and Silent Bob finally bought a car. Carbonite. Randal Graves: What? What do you think it is? : What'd you do that for?! Jump to navigation Jump to search. Jay Randal Graves I finally get my shit together, I'm hours away from getting out of here, and you somehow manage to obliterate all that and reduce me to a convict! My man smoked two blunts full of skunk! Yeah but if you're holdin' all the time, aren't you gonna be tempted to get high? Alright, just the first condition. “Two reasons. [moves so he can see her]  Veronica: I'm glad you've calmed down a bit. [pause]  Dante Hicks Teen #1 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back When Jay and Silent Bob learn that their comic-book alter egos, Bluntman and Chronic, have been sold to Hollywood as part of a big-screen movie that leaves them out of any royalties, the pair travels to Tinseltown to sabotage the production. [Teen #2 gives Silent Bob $15, who exchanges it for a nicklebag of weed]. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration. Becky Dante Hicks Elias Emma. Criminology! And yes, Jay will f*ck anything that moves, even his cousin. Randal Graves Jay Other Randal Graves Silent Bob. Then, you have to go ass to mouth. Lemme find out. Jay Jay It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the life everyone else goes after. : Shark's in the salsa. Where've you been all this time? microphone]  Jay Oh, fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. Teen #2 And people'd be like, "There he goes. Becky 10 Funniest Quotes From Clerks. : Clerks was their first ever appearance. What kinda sick fuck gets turned on watching a guy fuck a donkey? : Oh yeah, it's my fault that your life's so fucked up! Play something and turn it way up. Veronica: I'm glad you've calmed down a bit. : : : Boys? Becky Yeah. Voices! Veronica: Peanut butter and jelly with the crust cut off. Randal: 37? [Dante looks up and glares at him, then charges at Randal, slamming him into the bars]. What the fuck are you doing up there? Jay Come on, dude, let's keep it in the real world, alright? You want I should do it in front of all the customers? : Sexy Stud : Jay To be on that holiday site. Becky : [singing]  Our shark. : Hey, you wanna go out some time? Here Quick-Stop potheads Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith) wreak vengeance on Hollywood, where Miramax is making a "Bluntman & Chronic" feature inspired by J. and S.B., but without their permission. Jay and Silent Bob headbang and dance furiously]. Do you know what that's been like for me? Late that night I awoke from my sleep. Whoo! Share Share Tweet Email. Clerks II - Silent Jay & Bob, Best Moments - HD A video I edited of my fav parts from Clerks II, Enjoy. Becky:: I had to serve a guy I blew after Junior Prom. Clerks II is a 2006 film directed by Kevin Smith, and is the sequel to the 1994 film Clerks. Randal Graves [climbing through the drive-thru window]  That's weird, man. Jay