I hope you’ll join me in writing limericks using CASH or CACHE at the end of any one line. Having sex with a tractor is whack!

So that gives you two full weeks to submit your clever, polished verse. But I’m getting ahead of myself. So the halls and elevator were empty, and I even made it down eight floors to the lobby nonstop. The best submission will be crowned Limerick Of The Week. The words are put to the melody of the Scottish Minstrel "Common' Frae The Town".This is a variant of the tune to which Auld Lang Syne is usually sung—the melodic shape is almost identical, the difference lying in the tempo and rhythm.

Eager to find out if anyone else had phone service, and forgetting that my attire (or lack thereof) would get me arrested in many countries, I rushed out the door, wedging it open with a shoe. That question continues to vex. So that gives you a full week to submit your clever, polished verse. “What is it?” he said. But she paid little price And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Entries (RSS) She’d borrowed a poodle. He’d thought her his mate — You are currently browsing the archives for the Bawdy Limericks category. By Madeleine Begun Kane. Will I celebrate THAT one? Her response, when asked why: The cover may have some limited signs of wear but the pages are … Will you ever get to see him while he is not — technically — asleep? So I had to learn the answers the hard way: eferring to the inclusion of Eliotʼs bawdy verse in the publication of Inventions of the March Hare: Poems 1909–1917,editor Christopher Ricks said he feared “such scabrous exuberances may lend themselves to either the wrong kind or the wrong amount of attention.”1For the … A woman was totally bare; What did they mean “no dial tone”? By Madeleine Begun Kane. His crime?

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